Blog - Dima Zales

01/04/22

A new book in TWO WEEKS!

Are you as impatient as Blue?! 😰 Femme Fatale-ish is just TWO WEEKS away! 🎉 Don’t forget to pre-order your copy!

✨ PRE-ORDER Femme Fatale-ish ✨
➤ Amazon US: https://amzn.to/3DhQOPg
➤ Amazon UK: https://amzn.to/3CHDfav
➤ Amazon CA: https://amzn.to/3DI4DGA
➤ Amazon AU: https://amzn.to/3r21aPO
➤ Apple Books: https://apple.co/3DEHXae
➤ Barnes & Noble: https://bit.ly/3FD9o4J
➤ Google Play: https://bit.ly/3xhoeey
➤ Kobo: https://bit.ly/3DLYrgN
Paperback/audio goes live on/around release day!

My name is Blue—insert a mood-related joke here—and I’m a femme fatale in training. My goal is to join the CIA. Unfortunately, I have a tiny issue with birds, and the closest I’ve come to my dream is working for a government agency that’s disturbingly up-to-speed on everyone’s sexts, rants in private Facebook groups, and secret family chocolate-chip cookie recipes.

I know I’m a spy cliché, that agent who works at a desk but craves fieldwork. However, I have a plan: I’m going to infiltrate the secretive Hot Poker Club, where I’ve spotted a mysterious, sexy stranger who I’m convinced is a Russian spy.

And once I’m in? All I have to do is seduce the presumed spy without falling for him, so I can expose his true identity and prove my femme fatale bona fides to the CIA. I never lose concentration at work, so that’ll be an absolute breeze for me. Oh, and did I mention he’s sexy?

I’m doing it for my country, not my ovaries, I pinky swear.

WARNING: Now that you’ve finished reading this, your device will self-destruct in five seconds.

12/21/21

More Misha is coming soon!

Max and Blue’s hilarious venture into femme fatale land is just around the corner! 💘 Pre-order your copy today!

My name is Blue—insert a mood-related joke here—and I’m a femme fatale in training. My goal is to join the CIA. Unfortunately, I have a tiny issue with birds, and the closest I’ve come to my dream is working for a government agency that’s disturbingly up-to-speed on everyone’s sexts, rants in private Facebook groups, and secret family chocolate-chip cookie recipes.

I know I’m a spy cliché, that agent who works at a desk but craves fieldwork. However, I have a plan: I’m going to infiltrate the secretive Hot Poker Club, where I’ve spotted a mysterious, sexy stranger who I’m convinced is a Russian spy.

And once I’m in? All I have to do is seduce the presumed spy without falling for him, so I can expose his true identity and prove my femme fatale bona fides to the CIA. I never lose concentration at work, so that’ll be an absolute breeze for me. Oh, and did I mention he’s sexy?

I’m doing it for my country, not my ovaries, I pinky swear.

WARNING: Now that you’ve finished reading this, your device will self-destruct in five seconds.

12/16/21

Femme Fatale-ish is now available for pre-order!

Blue is ready to test out her new femme fatale prowess, but can she stop herself from falling for her target? 😳🔍 Find out on January 18! Femme Fatale-ish is now available for pre-order everywhere!!! 💕

My name is Blue—insert a mood-related joke here—and I’m a femme fatale in training. My goal is to join the CIA. Unfortunately, I have a tiny issue with birds, and the closest I’ve come to my dream is working for a government agency that’s disturbingly up-to-speed on everyone’s sexts, rants in private Facebook groups, and secret family chocolate-chip cookie recipes.

I know I’m a spy cliché, that agent who works at a desk but craves fieldwork. However, I have a plan: I’m going to infiltrate the secretive Hot Poker Club, where I’ve spotted a mysterious, sexy stranger who I’m convinced is a Russian spy.

And once I’m in? All I have to do is seduce the presumed spy without falling for him, so I can expose his true identity and prove my femme fatale bona fides to the CIA. I never lose concentration at work, so that’ll be an absolute breeze for me. Oh, and did I mention he’s sexy?

I’m doing it for my country, not my ovaries, I pinky swear.

WARNING: Now that you’ve finished reading this, your device will self-destruct in five seconds.

10/19/21

Royally Tricked is NOW LIVE!

Today’s the day! Royally Tricked, written under my and Anna’s romcom pen name, is NOW AVAILABLE! If you enjoyed reading about the Chortsky siblings in Hard Stuff, you will fall head over tricked-out heels for Gia and Tigger’s magical story.

A daredevil prince wants to pay me mega-bucks to train him to hold his breath underwater for ten minutes? Sign me up.

Except I’m a magician, not a stunt consultant. My record-beating dive without air was a trick. Of course, I can’t tell that to my client, the royally hot Anatolio Cezaroff, a.k.a. Tigger. Not if I want to be able to pay my rent.

Also, I’m not exactly comfortable around germs. All germs, including those lurking on uber-attractive men. So falling for my gorgeous client is out of the question, and I fully intend to keep my distance.

That is, until he offers to train me in bed.

10/12/21

Royally Tricked is ONE WEEK AWAY!

Hmm, I foresee some serious professional boundaries being crossed. 😜❤️‍🔥 Just ONE WEEK LEFT! Last chance to pre-order!

A daredevil prince wants to pay me mega-bucks to train him to hold his breath underwater for ten minutes? Sign me up.

Except I’m a magician, not a stunt consultant. My record-beating dive without air was a trick. Of course, I can’t tell that to my client, the royally hot Anatolio Cezaroff, a.k.a. Tigger. Not if I want to be able to pay my rent.

Also, I’m not exactly comfortable around germs. All germs, including those lurking on uber-attractive men. So falling for my gorgeous client is out of the question, and I fully intend to keep my distance.

That is, until he offers to train me in bed.

10/07/21

Hard Stuff (A Collection) is NOW LIVE!!

Anna and I have an exciting surprise for our romcom fans! 🥳 HARD STUFF, a limited time collection of Hard Code, Hard Ware, and Hard Byte, is now available! Get ready for a feel-good ride with these three raunchy, slow-burn romantic comedies! If you have yet to meet the Chortsky siblings, now is the perfect time to dive into their geeky and heartwarming stories full of workplace romance, fake dates, sexy tech talk, and laugh-out-loud moments.

Amazon US: https://bit.ly/HardStuffAmazonUS
Amazon UK: https://bit.ly/HardStuffAmazonUK
Amazon CA: https://bit.ly/HardStuffAmazonCA
Amazon AU: https://bit.ly/HardStuffAmazonAU
Apple Books: https://apple.co/3oTxL9x
Barnes & Noble: https://bit.ly/HardStuffNook
Google Play: https://bit.ly/HardStuffGooglePlay
Kobo: https://bit.ly/HardStuffKobo
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